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cristalily: Knitted Monkey for my little friend Megan, it was suprisingly easy to make (I’m still a beginner-ish). LOVE IT!!!

cristalily:

Knitted Monkey for my little friend Megan, it was suprisingly easy to make (I’m still a beginner-ish).

LOVE IT!!!

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juliaallison:

Now this - THIS, my friends - is the way to propose.

WOW.

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urbanredneck: thewarmingsun: hipsterrunoff: Hornie 4 Mariah Carey from behind. OHHH NO WHAT HAPPENED!? What happened is she is a REAL woman and we gain weight occasionally- nothing about her looks awful. This kind of shit really gets on my nerves. This is why women, and young girls have such body image issues. This is why people can’t be comfortable being themselves. WE, WOMEN, DO THIS TO ONE ANOTHER. I agree, BUT she needs to learn to wear clothes that fit her and flatter her body.

urbanredneck:

thewarmingsun:

hipsterrunoff:

Hornie 4 Mariah Carey from behind.

OHHH NO WHAT HAPPENED!?

What happened is she is a REAL woman and we gain weight occasionally- nothing about her looks awful.

This kind of shit really gets on my nerves.

This is why women, and young girls have such body image issues.

This is why people can’t be comfortable being themselves.

WE, WOMEN, DO THIS TO ONE ANOTHER.

I agree, BUT she needs to learn to wear clothes that fit her and flatter her body.

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if yuo can raed tihs, you hvae a sgtrane mnid, too. Can you raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

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macaronipieces:

mouthfullofgommy:

» samsantos

Lol. This was a fast read.

I learned this in Design class. It’s part of the Gestalt theory of “closure.” Yea..I know stuff lol

Tihs is ptetry fnkucig czary, rhgit?

I can read this with no problem.

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dearbaby: Wahoo! Yippee! Why am I eating ice cream? Because that’s how I celebrate when something good happens and I’m six months pregnant and champagne is out of the question. So here’s the deal- thanks to some of you rockin’ folks my blog has been selected as a finalist for one of the best pregnancy blogs on Thebump.com. The winner gets $1000 prize and let me tell you - getting ready for our little Everly is already proving to be so expensive! We could really use that prize money, so I’m asking all of you for help - Please visit this link and vote for Dear Baby. And if you’re in the tumblr community and willing to reblog, that would help me out BIG TIME. (I’m the only tumblr blog representing so help a big, round, baby growing sister out!) Thank you so very much to those of you who voted me into being a finalist - and no matter if I win this thing or not, I feel pretty darn happy to have even been selected as a finalist! Love, M I voted. Have you?

dearbaby:

Wahoo! Yippee!

Why am I eating ice cream? Because that’s how I celebrate when something good happens and I’m six months pregnant and champagne is out of the question. So here’s the deal- thanks to some of you rockin’ folks my blog has been selected as a finalist for one of the best pregnancy blogs on Thebump.com. The winner gets $1000 prize and let me tell you - getting ready for our little Everly is already proving to be so expensive! We could really use that prize money, so I’m asking all of you for help - Please visit this link and vote for Dear Baby. And if you’re in the tumblr community and willing to reblog, that would help me out BIG TIME. (I’m the only tumblr blog representing so help a big, round, baby growing sister out!)

Thank you so very much to those of you who voted me into being a finalist - and no matter if I win this thing or not, I feel pretty darn happy to have even been selected as a finalist!

Love,

M

I voted. Have you?

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iamblessed: amynda:allcreatures:tjpytheas:applearts: (via snacks111) The cutest picture ever!

iamblessed:

amynda:allcreatures:tjpytheas:applearts: (via snacks111)

The cutest picture ever!

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I WANT TO BE A PIG! (an email I received)

Too good not to share- this had me laughing out loud! If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it ! )

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M…G..!) A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I’m still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don’t try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. (Honey, I’m home. What the…?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes… Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life…..quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know..)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm…….)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too..) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle! In other words, send it to everyone! (and God love that pig!)

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withoutmelissa: Johnny Castle was my first honest to goodness crush. I was 8 years old and a girl in my neighborhood had a video copy of Dirty Dancing. Based on the title alone, I knew my parents would never let me watch it at home, so I took every opportunity I could get to watch it at her house. I was young and naive enough to not understand all the adult themes in the movie… but Patrick Swayze with his bad boy ways, dance moves, and pouty lips were enough to make the 8 year old me sit up and take notice. I spent the rest of the summer wearing keds with no socks and practicing my interpretation of the rumba down the dirt road I grew up on. In high school, I convinced my boyfriend to learn to lift me up over his head in that classic end of movie scene, where baby is balancing arms and legs gracefully over Johnny’s head. We must of tried it 30 times before we got it right, but eventually we did. My freshman year of college, the Dirty Dancing sound track got me through a rough semester of gaining so much weight that nothing but my school issued sweat pants fit and an over dramatic break-up with my first college boyfriend. And even as a full-fledged adult with a career and a husband, I’d discover Johnny Castle waiting for me on Saturday afternoon tv, his black tank top and swiveling hips taking me back to those carefree days of my childhood and I’d get sucked in all over again. (Here are a few of my other Dirty Dancing related posts) I had my fair share of crushes over the years - some of them famous (I sent Macaulay Culkin a 3 page letter after watching My Girl for the first time) and some of them not so famous (like the boy who played drums in the middle school band and invited me to a Black Crows concert when I was 12) but none of them could hold a candle to Johnny Castle…. my very first crush… the one and only Patrick Swayze. Rest in peace. M beautifully written…

withoutmelissa:

Johnny Castle was my first honest to goodness crush. I was 8 years old and a girl in my neighborhood had a video copy of Dirty Dancing. Based on the title alone, I knew my parents would never let me watch it at home, so I took every opportunity I could get to watch it at her house.

I was young and naive enough to not understand all the adult themes in the movie… but Patrick Swayze with his bad boy ways, dance moves, and pouty lips were enough to make the 8 year old me sit up and take notice. I spent the rest of the summer wearing keds with no socks and practicing my interpretation of the rumba down the dirt road I grew up on.

In high school, I convinced my boyfriend to learn to lift me up over his head in that classic end of movie scene, where baby is balancing arms and legs gracefully over Johnny’s head. We must of tried it 30 times before we got it right, but eventually we did.

My freshman year of college, the Dirty Dancing sound track got me through a rough semester of gaining so much weight that nothing but my school issued sweat pants fit and an over dramatic break-up with my first college boyfriend.

And even as a full-fledged adult with a career and a husband, I’d discover Johnny Castle waiting for me on Saturday afternoon tv, his black tank top and swiveling hips taking me back to those carefree days of my childhood and I’d get sucked in all over again. (Here are a few of my other Dirty Dancing related posts)

I had my fair share of crushes over the years - some of them famous (I sent Macaulay Culkin a 3 page letter after watching My Girl for the first time) and some of them not so famous (like the boy who played drums in the middle school band and invited me to a Black Crows concert when I was 12) but none of them could hold a candle to Johnny Castle…. my very first crush… the one and only Patrick Swayze.

Rest in peace.

M

beautifully written…

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