I WANT TO BE A PIG! (an email I received)

Too good not to share- this had me laughing out loud! If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it ! )

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M…G..!) A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I’m still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don’t try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. (Honey, I’m home. What the…?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes… Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life…..quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know..)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm…….)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too..) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle! In other words, send it to everyone! (and God love that pig!)

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withoutmelissa:

Johnny Castle was my first honest to goodness crush. I was 8 years old and a girl in my neighborhood had a video copy of Dirty Dancing. Based on the title alone, I knew my parents would never let me watch it at home, so I took every opportunity I could get to watch it at her house.
I was young and naive enough to not understand all the adult themes in the movie… but Patrick Swayze with his bad boy ways, dance moves, and pouty lips were enough to make the 8 year old me sit up and take notice.  I spent the rest of the summer wearing keds with no socks and practicing my interpretation of the rumba down the dirt road I grew up on.
In high school, I convinced my boyfriend to learn to lift me up over his head in that classic end of movie scene, where baby is balancing arms and legs gracefully over Johnny’s head. We must of tried it 30 times before we got it right, but eventually we did.
My freshman year of college, the Dirty Dancing sound track got me through a rough semester of  gaining so much weight that nothing but my school issued sweat pants fit and an over dramatic break-up with my first college boyfriend.
And even as a full-fledged adult with a career and a husband, I’d discover Johnny Castle waiting for me on Saturday afternoon tv, his black tank top and swiveling hips taking me back to those carefree days of my childhood and I’d get sucked in all over again. (Here are a few of my other Dirty Dancing related posts)
I had my fair share of crushes over the years - some of them famous (I sent Macaulay Culkin a 3 page letter after watching My Girl for the first time) and some of them not so famous (like the boy who played drums in the middle school band and invited me to a Black Crows concert when I was 12) but none of them could hold a candle to Johnny Castle…. my very first crush… the one and only Patrick Swayze.
Rest in peace.
M

beautifully written…

withoutmelissa:

Johnny Castle was my first honest to goodness crush. I was 8 years old and a girl in my neighborhood had a video copy of Dirty Dancing. Based on the title alone, I knew my parents would never let me watch it at home, so I took every opportunity I could get to watch it at her house.

I was young and naive enough to not understand all the adult themes in the movie… but Patrick Swayze with his bad boy ways, dance moves, and pouty lips were enough to make the 8 year old me sit up and take notice. I spent the rest of the summer wearing keds with no socks and practicing my interpretation of the rumba down the dirt road I grew up on.

In high school, I convinced my boyfriend to learn to lift me up over his head in that classic end of movie scene, where baby is balancing arms and legs gracefully over Johnny’s head. We must of tried it 30 times before we got it right, but eventually we did.

My freshman year of college, the Dirty Dancing sound track got me through a rough semester of gaining so much weight that nothing but my school issued sweat pants fit and an over dramatic break-up with my first college boyfriend.

And even as a full-fledged adult with a career and a husband, I’d discover Johnny Castle waiting for me on Saturday afternoon tv, his black tank top and swiveling hips taking me back to those carefree days of my childhood and I’d get sucked in all over again. (Here are a few of my other Dirty Dancing related posts)

I had my fair share of crushes over the years - some of them famous (I sent Macaulay Culkin a 3 page letter after watching My Girl for the first time) and some of them not so famous (like the boy who played drums in the middle school band and invited me to a Black Crows concert when I was 12) but none of them could hold a candle to Johnny Castle…. my very first crush… the one and only Patrick Swayze.

Rest in peace.

M

beautifully written…

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iamblessed:

love it all!

iamblessed:


love it all!

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PHOTO
iamblessed:

bonus points if you know what scene this is from…

iamblessed:

bonus points if you know what scene this is from…
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Give Credit!

mamirosa:

People, if you find a picture you like on the internet and want to post it on your tumblr, link to the original photographer! I ran into a picture here on Tumblr that I recognized from someone I used to talk to. She doesn’t talk to me anymore. Someone posted one of this person’s picture on their tumblr and didn’t link to her flickr photostream. Oh well… not my job. Specially since this person DETESTS me but GIVE CREDIT! Don’t be lazy! Sheesh! I run into a lot of photographs here where I’d love to check out the original photographer’s work but the original poster never bothered to provide a link to the person.  Shame!

PLEASE REBLOG THIS!

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johncabrera:

emilyksalcedo:

I call him Fluffy McFlufferson.
lickystickypickyme:
Just wow. Those eyes.source


Aww man! Look at that little fluffmeister!

for mamirosa

johncabrera:

emilyksalcedo:

I call him Fluffy McFlufferson.

lickystickypickyme:

Just wow.
Those eyes.
source

Aww man! Look at that little fluffmeister!

for mamirosa

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an email I received


> As she stood
> in front of her 5th grade class on the
> very first day of school, she told the children
> an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at
> her students and said that she loved them all
> the same.  However, that was impossible,
> because20there in the front row, slumped in his
> seat, was a little boy named Teddy
> Stoddard.
>
>
> Mrs. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and
>
> noticed that he did not play well with the other
> children, that his clothes were messy and that
> he constantly needed a bath.  In addition,
> Teddy could be unpleasant. It got to the point
> where Mrs. Thompson would actually take delight
> in marking his papers with a broad red pen,
> making bold X’s and then putting a big ‘F’ at
> the top of his papers.
>
> At the school where Mrs. Thompson taught, she was
> required to review each child’s past records and
> she put Teddy’s off until last.  However,
> when she reviewed his file, she was in for a
> surprise.
>
>
> Teddy’s first grade teacher wrote, ‘Teddy is a
> bright
> child with a ready laugh. He does his work
> neatly and has good manners… he is a joy to be
> around..’
>
>
>
> His second grade teacher wrote, ‘Teddy is an excellent
> student,
> well liked by his classmates, but he is troubled
> because his mother has a terminal illness and
> life at home must be a struggle.’
>
> His third grade teacher wrote, ‘His mother’s death
>
> has been hard
>  on him. He tries to do his best,
> but his father doesn’t show much interest, and
> his home life will soon affect him if some steps
> aren’t taken.’
>
>
> Teddy’s fourth20grade
> teacher wrote, ‘Teddy is withdrawn and doesn’t
> show much interest in school.  He doesn’t
> have many friends and he sometimes sleeps in
> class.’
>
>
> By now, Mrs. Thompson realized the problem and she
> was ashamed of herself.  She felt even
> worse when her students brought her Christmas
> presents, wrapped in beautiful ribbons and
> bright paper, except for
>  Teddy’s.. His present
> was clumsily wrapped in the heavy, brown paper
> that he got from a grocery bag.  Mrs.
> Thompson took pains to open it in the middle of
> the other presents.  Some of the children
> started to laugh when she found a rhinestone
> bracelet with some of the stones missing, and a
> bottle that was one-quarter full of perfume. But
> she stifled the children’s laughter when she
> exclaimed how pretty the bracelet was, putting
> it on, and dabbing some of the perfume on her
> wrist. Teddy Stoddard stayed after school that
> day just long enough to say, ‘Mrs. Thompson,
> today you smelled just like my Mom used
> to.’
>
>
> After the children left, she cried for at least an
> hour. On that very day, she quit
>  teaching
> reading, writing and arithmetic.  Instead,
> she began to teach children.  Mrs. Thompson
> paid particular attention to Teddy. As she
> worked with him, his mind seemed to come alive.
> The more she encouraged him, the faster he
> responded. By the end
of the year, Teddy had
> become one of the smartest children in the class
> and, despite her lie that she would love all the
> children the same, Teddy became one of her
> ‘teacher’s pets.’
>
> A year later, she found a note under her door,
> from Teddy, telling her that she was the best
> teacher he ever had in his whole
> life..
>
>
> Six years went by before she got another note from
> Teddy.  He then wrote that he had finished
> high school, third in his class, and she was
> still the best teacher he ever had in
> life.
>
>
> Four years after that, she got another letter, saying
> that while things had been tough at times, he’d
> stayed in school, had stuck with it, and would
> soon graduate from college with the highest of
> honours. He assured Mrs. Thompson that she was
> still the best and favourite teacher he had ever
> had in his whole life.
>
> Then four more years passed and yet another letter
> came. This time he explained that after he got
> his bachelor’s degree, he decided to go a little
> further. The letter explained that she was still
> the best and favourite teacher he ever had. But
> now his name was a little longer …… The
> letter was signed, Theodore F. Stoddard,
> MD.
>
>
> The story does not end there.  You see, there
> was yet another letter that spring. Teddy said
> he had met this girl and was going to be
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A> married.  He explained that his father had
> died a couple of years ago and he was wondering
> if Mrs. Thompson might agree to sit at the
> wedding in the place that was usually reserved
> for the mother
>  of the groom.  Of course,
> Mrs. Thompson did. And guess what? She wore that
> bracelet, the one with several rhinestones
> missing.  Moreover, she made sure she was
> wearing the perfume that Teddy remembered his
> mother wearing on their last Christmas
> together.
>
>
> They hugged each other, and Dr. Stoddard whispered in
> Mrs. Thompson’s ear, ‘Thank you Mrs. Thompson
> for believing in me. Thank you so much for
> making me feel important and showing me that I
> could make a difference.’
>
> Mrs. Thompson, with tears in her eyes, whispered
>
> back. She said, ‘Teddy, you have it all
> wrong.  You were the one who taught me that
> I could make a difference. I didn’t know how to
> teach until I met you.’
> (For you that
> don’t know, Teddy Stoddard is the Dr at Iowa Methodist
> in Des Moines that has the Stoddard Cancer
> Wing.)
>
> Warm someone’s heart today… pass this
> along.  I love this story so very much, I
> cry every time I read it.  Just try to make
> a difference in someone’s life today? Tomorrow?
> Just ‘do it’.
> Random acts of
> kindness, I think they call it!
>
>
> ‘Believe in Angels, and then return the=0
D
> favour.

I couldn’t stop the tears from falling…

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johncabrera:

allfivehorizons:

maryviolet:
I like fancy dress.

Well, this is rather…….. 10am you say?

OMG! I laughed out loud!

johncabrera:

allfivehorizons:

maryviolet:

I like fancy dress.

Well, this is rather…….. 10am you say?

OMG! I laughed out loud!

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